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| Posted on April 25 2006 22:16 |
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only post facts about chuck norris.
Chuck Norris' penis has a Hemi.
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| Posted on April 25 2006 22:21 |
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Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
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| Posted on April 26 2006 11:20 |
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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| Posted on April 26 2006 11:50 |
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ROFL!
Chuck Norris Drives a 1st gen.
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| Posted on April 26 2006 12:41 |
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Chuck Norris has yet to come out of the closet. 
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| Posted on April 26 2006 16:22 |
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Chuck Norris invented water.
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| Posted on April 26 2006 16:23 |
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if chuck norris was a calendar, every month would be called chucktober and everyday hed kick your ass.
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| Posted on April 26 2006 20:15 |
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The Surgeon General once tried to warn the public that interactions with Chuck Norris may cause a serious risk to your health, and could even result in death. Ironically, Chuck Norris responded to this warning with a fatal slow-motion roundhouse kick to the Surgeon General's jugular. No one warns Chuck Norris about Chuck Norris except Chuck Norris.
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| Posted on April 26 2006 20:17 |
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Chuck Norris is so bad, he takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him incase he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
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| Posted on April 26 2006 21:29 |
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep
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| Posted on April 27 2006 19:13 |
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so not right
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| Posted on April 28 2006 12:08 |
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If Darth Vader and Batman fought, Chuck Norris would win
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| Posted on April 29 2006 03:16 |
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No matter what the infomercial tells you, if you buy a Total Gym, you will not recieve anything but a videotape of Chuck Norris having sex with your mother.
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| Posted on April 30 2006 22:31 |
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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| Posted on May 01 2006 18:51 |
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After Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like its been raped.
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| Posted on May 01 2006 18:52 |
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Once at a party, a man asked Chuck Norris, "if his name was really Charles?". Chuck Norris just stared grimmly at the man until he exploded.
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| Posted on May 01 2006 18:54 |
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Helen Kellers favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never appologizes, he just stares at you grimmly until you realize you were wrong in the first place.
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| Posted on May 02 2006 17:34 |
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| Posted on May 02 2006 18:07 |
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Chuck Norris' girlfriend is actually a blown up doll of himself, which he still, in fact, "slaps around"
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| Posted on May 03 2006 12:33 |
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Chuck Norris left a cardboard cut out of himself in the middle of the ring at the Royal Rumble. Cardboard Chuck won the Royal Rumble when every wrestler willingly jumped over the ropes eliminating themselves.
He would have had a title shot at Wrestlemania but the champ was so scared he actually reverted back to a sperm to hide from cardboard Chuck. However cardboard Chuck died from a fatal roundhouse kick when the real Chuck Norris realised that he was getting to big for his boots.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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